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 Favorite
Sayings
Love does not
consist in gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
There are two
theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
What women say they want, what they think they want and
what they actually respond to are not necessarily the same thing. -- Ross
Jeffries?
Marriage is the
triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope
over experience.
Love is the triumph
of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken
Lonely
men seek companionship.
Lonely women sit at home and wait.
They never meet.
When women hold off
from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying
women, we call it fear of commitment. -- Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)
Today's
Joke : About marriage
Marriage is
not a word. It is a sentence, a life sentence!
Marriage is
an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her
Masters.
Marriage is a
thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
Marriage
requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" : - The Engagement Ring -
The Wedding Ring - The Suffe-Ring - The Endu-Ring.
Getting
married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what
you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered
that.
Son: Is it
true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he
marries. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
Love is one
long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
When a newly
married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks
happy, we wonder why.
They say that
when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it
is self-defense.
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 I
worked as one of the hundred extras with Nicolas Cage for a commercial
shooting. The location was in Westin hotel in Long Beach on 8/15/00.
This commercial will be released in Japan pretty soon. Cage came to Japan
and was at press interview, sitting at a long desk with several Japanese, one of
who was Natsuko Toda as translator. Many cameramen and press people-- I
was one of them were in the audience sitting and listening him anxiously.
He suddenly jumped up out of his chair and screaming by saying
"Pachinko" and running out of stage toward us. That
was one of the scenes they shot. I didn't know what the scene was
for. If you are in Japan, you will find out. |
| I am
collecting the CDs with the lovely and unforgettable piece of songs in it.
My small but growing collection is: CDs by AirSupply, Billy Joel, John
Lennon, Elvis Presley, Beatles, Bee Gees, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Joni
Michell, Bangles, Debbie Gibson, Chiharu Matsuyama, Masashi Sada, Kaguyahime,
Yosui Inoue, Kei Ogura, Yumi Arai, Off Course, Miyuki Nakajima, Iruka. I
will continue to buy the CDs of other songs and music which I love to listen
over and over again. There are so many from the classicals by Chopin, Felix
Mendelssohn, Mozart, etc to the pops such as Unchained Melody. The songs are my
good old friend after all.(3/5/00) |
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Joke :
A teenager
comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his
father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference
between ‘POTENTIAL’ and ‘REALITY’?" His
father looks up thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display
it for you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. When your
finished, come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is
puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his
father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you
a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His
mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her
face says, "Don't tell your dad, but yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sister's room and asks her, "Sis, if
someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad
Pitt?" His sister looks up and says, "Omigod!
Definitely!"
The kid
goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured
it out. ‘POTENTIALLY’ we're sitting on two million
bucks, but in ‘REALITY’, we are living with a couple of
whores."
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JOKE:
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip,
and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely
young thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her
husband stopped her and said, "Honey, before you leave,
please let me explain."
The wife stopped to listen.
He continued, "I was driving along the highway, and I saw
this young girl looking very tired and bedraggled, so I offered
her a lift. She was also hungry, so I brought her home and made
her a meal from the roast beef in the refrigerator which you
didn't like. She was wearing some very worn sandals, so I gave
her a pair of your shoes which you'd discarded simply because
they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I
bought you for your birthday - the one you never wore because the
colors didn't suit you. Her slacks were torn, so I gave her a
pair of yours that were perfectly good, but much too small for
you now."
The wife seemed to have no problem with any of this, but
still needed just one question to be answered.
"That's all fine and good," she said,
"but why did I find you both in our bed with NO clothes
on?"
The husband replied, "Well, that's simple... see, as she was
about to leave the house, she turned to me and asked, "Is
there anything else that your wife doesn't use any more?"
LOL
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 His name is Bill Handel who had been my
long-time favorite radio talk show host and still is. He is a
talking machine with high IQ. He speaks from his heart with wide
range knowledge. His quick wit and down to earthiness
differentiate him from other crowd. He makes me laugh all the
time even serious issue is discussed. I feel I can trust him even
he is a "lawyer."
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 One of my favorite activities is sing
Japanese old pop songs along with playing my guitar. Here are
jokes about a guitar, which I found in net. No wonder I love my
guitar so much. I was so dumb to notice but there are good
reasons to it.
WHY GUITARS
ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
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Guitars don't get
pregnant.
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You can
play your guitar any time of the month.
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Guitars
don't have parents.
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Guitars
don't whine... unless you want them to.
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You can
share your guitar with your friends.
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Guitars
don't care how many other guitars you've played
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Guitars
don't care how many other guitars you have.
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Guitars
don't care if you look at other guitars.
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Guitars
don't care if you buy guitar magazines.
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You'll
never hear, "Surprise, you are going to become a proud
father of a new guitar" unless you go out to buy one
yourself.
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If your
guitar is flat you can fix it.
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Your guitar
doesn't care if you never listen to it.
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Your guitar
won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
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You don't
have to be jealous of the guy who works on your guitar.
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If you say
bad things to your guitar, you don't have to apologize before you
play it again.
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You can
play your guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
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You can
stop playing your guitar as soon as you want and it won't get
frustrated.
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Your
parents won't remain in touch with your old guitar after you dump
it.
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Guitars
don't get headaches.
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Guitars
don't insult you if you're a bad player.
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Your guitar
never wants a night out with the other guitars.
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Guitars
don't care if you're late.
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You don't
have to take a shower before you play your guitar.
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If your
guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
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You can
play your guitar the first time you meet it, without having to
take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
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The only
protection you have to wear when playing your guitar is a decent
thumb pick.
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When in
mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the
last time you played your guitar.
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If you
decide to part with an old guitar, you don't have to give up half
of everything you own.
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 I went rollerblading at Santa
Monica beach couple times this summer. The long stretched narrow pavement along
the beach is best suited for rollerblading, I think. I did skate from one end to
the other each time I visited. The great feeling was overwhelming over the
physical tiresome. The late afternoon, I saw a group of small yachts with white
masts sailing against the nice cool wind in the glistening surface of a silver
sea. the view was too beautiful for me to believe it was the real thing. Next time when you see me
rollerblading, please say hello to me. I will give my best smile
back to you.
Do you love playing tennis, table tennis, rollerblading,
going window shopping? Then you and I have a lot in common. Let's
play those sports together. I am an adventurous man who also
likes arts, movies, books, and a good sense of humor. If you are
a right girl, I want to be your prince charming for life. I need
a creative muse whose inspiration helps me remake this site. I
hope it is you.
My financial situation is getting much better but my
heart is yet to be filled. Money is a tool for better life and a
lot of money don't hurt anybody. But it is never my life time
goal. I need a creative muse who brings something stimulating
into my life. It is she who is going to fill my heart. Then my
life will be completed. Oh, I like to think that we all should
have a happy end like a fairy tale.....
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